Australian idiots. no, not the Hemsworth's.

"Hi, we're 5 seconds of summer, and this is our new drummer Ashton"
So basically....these idiots that are on my blog, are my idols, and yeah I know what you're thinking. Yes, you are right. I chose the right people, because these ordinary people, with extra-ordinary jobs, just so happened to save my life.

plaidmikey:

today in math it was all silent and then I just heard this boy frustratingly yell at his friend “YOU DONT KNOW WHO 5SOS ARE?”

(via kiwihemmo)

  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

how to handle seeing calum’s nudes

daisyhood:

1. gawk for .6 seconds bc hey you’re only human and it’s not your fault they were on your dash

2a. laugh bc calum made silly decision hehe oh cal.
2b. shake head bc person who leaked it also made silly decision tsk tsk

3. maybe a dick joke bc who doesn’t like a dick joke.

4. be done with it and move on bc no matter your opinion on topic, it’s none of your business and you should stop drawing attention to the sitch.

5. make nachos.

(via 5secondsofhotaussies)

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

(via neverxbe)